Send a message on Valentine’s Day or birthdays or even April Fools day to your friends, family, co-workers, and maybe even your loved one – to go eat a dick! Perfect for pranking and Valentine’s and any other occasions, this edible milk chocolate dong will melt anyone’s heart, as it melts in their mouth.
Why send something extravagant, shiny and expensive, when you can send them some chocolate…..that may or may not, look like a vein covered penis?
Our chocolate dick, secretly encased in a cute little box is enough to make any person blush upon opening.
This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for any special occasion or just a friendly reminder to a friend or foe, to eat a dick.
The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
Hand-made and intricately molded with some of the best Belgian Chocolate going around, these dicks ain’t no cheap schlong.
Almost 5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yuuuuum.
Shipped anonymously from our secret bakery.